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- me: gets out of shower
- me: sits in front of computer wrapped in towel for 30 minutes
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When I’m having non-internet based conversations and I start sentences with “I have a friend who…”
I’m really just talking about people from tumblr who I’ve never met in real life.
This is the biggest GPOY I’ve ever seen….
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lets play “which download link is the real one”
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Sometimes I think my entire life is a big joke and that Ashton Kutcher is going to pop up and yell punk’d, and we’ll all have a big laugh and he’ll give me a do over.
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carly rae jepson - call me maybe
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